what is man flu?
2007-03-11 06:58:22 · 21 answers · asked by gasman 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
its what women say to me at work when i have to have a week or so of work because i actual have the flu which is twice ever and both times they said it i had the flu which is just saying i really have a cold but because i am a man i over exaggerate and make a fuss and i am lazy because i am a man. when they have the flue/well a cold they still manage to come to work and say look Chris i manage to come in and the funny thing is if they actual had flu anyone her will agree that has ever had flu you physically find it hard to get to the toilet you feel so weak but apparently they can get up get dressed DRIVE to work LOL than work for 8 hours and then DRIVE HOME AGAIN and they say they have the flu as you can probably see this really FU*****G PI**SE me of cus its just sexiest but because i am dramatically out numbed at work by women i have to jus grin and ber it or come to Y ANSWER and let out all my frustration .thanks 4 listenin
2007-03-11 09:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man flu is the male equivilent to female flu. we get a cough or sneeze and we have man flu. women get flu and can sneeze, cough, splutter, have a sore head, sweats, hoover,dust, make the dinner all at the same time. us guys just don't thave the capacity to do all that. hence man flu.
2007-03-11 07:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by stweek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, guy flu is properly customary somewhat because of the fact men purely moan approximately it. lady flu purely doesnt exist, as women persons tend to take issues of their stride and get on with it. besides if a girl have been given guy flu, they might mistake it for a young itch under their nostril, and pay it no heed. the element with guy flu is that the indicators to the customary bloke seem a tremendously pounding 20 piece drum refrain headace, a nostril working so speedy it would provide Linford Christie a good a hundred metre sprint contest, and probable have sufficient blast to blow out the sunlight, the chest may be so painful that in case you decrease of his arm, he does no longer even word, and the painful sore throat may be so extreme that ingesting sandpaper may be infrequently obtain a balk. Now to anybody else, enormously women persons, he might seem to be a delicate wimp of an excuse for a guy purely attempting to get out of a paying for trip because of the fact that's chilly outdoors. i'm a guy , and that i'm getting guy flu. i think of the medical call for this crippling sickness is a young chilly!
2016-10-18 02:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man flu is the male equivalent to the female "not tonight dear,I have a headache".
2007-03-12 01:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal Flu but the fairer sex seem to think that us blokes make more of it so call it man flu. I reckon we just get it worse than them lol!!!!!
2007-03-11 07:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the hong kong flu-ey.
the flu that goes around every year perhaps
2007-03-11 07:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno....only know about the rockin' pneumonia and the boogy-woogy flu. Sorry man.
2007-03-11 07:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man flu is what our wives call a cold... they get on with it, we go to our bed thinking were dying...
they exhibit no signs of sympathy... and little empathy for our indeterminable suffering... i mean, if i wasnt ill i wouldnt have existed on honey and lemons with asprin chasers for 2 weeks... ok, so i lost a stone in weight, but oh boy did i feel like death warmed up...
2007-03-11 07:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its when a man has an ordinary cold and makes a really big deal of it like as if he has pneumonia - that's man flu!!
2007-03-11 07:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by Angelic Julie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its a flu,but seems to be so much worse than a normal flu when men catch it!!!!!!bless
2007-03-11 07:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋