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What, they aren't there yet?

2007-03-11 05:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mycroft 5 · 1 0

Right around the same time as the people with the hearing aid come.

Did you WILLINGLY listen to Celine Dion?

2007-03-11 05:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Donna T 6 · 0 0

Right about......NOW!! BAM!!!!!! Hey, Hippo, put that cigarette down and get on the floor!!!! *Smacks hippo's pink head* Hands behind your back, a**wipe!!!!!!!! You're under arrest for listening to hate music performed by a French woman. She is a Goddam terrorist!!!!!!! Sir, do you have more than 3.4 oz of liquid with you???? If you do, I cnan't let you on the plane. Is that clear????? Holy crap, it's La Toya Jackson from Armed and Famous!!!! Get your collagen inflated liferafts away from me!!!!!

2007-03-11 06:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not the FBI you need to worry about, it's the taste police. They're on the way now ad they're bringing cattle prods and a straight jacket...!

2007-03-11 06:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0 0

i wuldnut expect the FBI.

you might expect a visut from an ear docktor to find out what is wrong with your hereing or maybe a musick critick to pointe you in the durectshuin of a rele song.

seriusly dude you are f'd up. you neede help.

2007-03-11 05:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Timothy 4 · 0 0

Any Time Now

2007-03-11 05:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0 0

10-25 minutes

2007-03-11 05:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 1 0

They just drove very fast by my house with blue lights flashing, they are on the way.

2007-03-11 05:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The swat team is outside your door.

2007-03-11 05:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by ra63 6 · 0 0

Have all the stray cats gathered around your house thinking one of their own was hurt?

2007-03-11 05:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Welcome to jail, we're the FBI and this's your jail mate, Celine Dion!

2007-03-11 07:40:01 · answer #11 · answered by sixsgm 4 · 0 0

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