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My ex girlfriend dressed up like a stripper and started dancing for me. I broke open my piggy bank and stuck pennies in her g-string. Why did she get offended?

2007-03-11 05:29:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

Because a good badonkadonk is worth a least a five

2007-03-11 05:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by B aka PE 6 · 0 0

Yah... pennies... come on. You seriously think she wouldn't be offended by that? You gotta break out the $10s and $20s dude.

2007-03-11 12:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by annikagyrl 2 · 0 0

She wanted $50 bills, of course! Who needs pennies?!

2007-03-11 12:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by napqueen 6 · 0 0

Probably coz you used pennies, it is a bit of a slap in the face, and it couldn't have been too comfortable either.

2007-03-11 12:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by maidmaz 3 · 0 0

Maybe she thought you gave her pennies instead of dollar bills because you thought she was ugly. Girls are strange. They have ridiculous emotions that I cant begin to comprehend.

2007-03-11 12:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Any one getting treated like a Tijuana whore gets offended. Except the real one.

2007-03-11 12:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 0 0

because she assumed that meant that shes cheap and worth only a couple pennies.

2007-03-11 12:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by ashleydcx 3 · 0 0

because you did not stick ones and fives in there only pennies. good luck.

2007-03-11 12:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She was probably just trying to turn you on. Take her a rose and apologise.

2007-03-11 12:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 0

she didn't want to wrap all the pennies up

2007-03-11 12:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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