Man on QVC the other day selling Aero beds. "Anyone I've entertained on one of these have had a great time"
2007-03-11 04:54:08 · 9 answers · asked by Clota 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"Canadians get helping hand during sperm crisis"
-headline in Sunday Herald (U.K. newspaper)
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Some of our customers find it very daunting coming to a weight loss advisory meeting. For some of them, it's difficult even to get through the door"
-Weight Watchers spokesperson, on radio interview
"Concealed weapon charges filed against nude dancer"
-headline in La Mesa, California, newspaper
All these come from a "365 funniest things said" calendar. They always make me laugh.
2007-03-11 05:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by doctorevil64 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My six year old has an action man who has a blow pipe. If you lift a piece of plastic on action man's back and blow down it the blow pipe lets fly. My son said he wanted to blow action man and couldn't understand what I found so funny.
2007-03-14 21:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by ammie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're reading "The Odyssey" in my english class and my teacher was telling us that she had thought about showing us the movie "Troy", but had then seen the sex scene and decided against it. A girl said that she didn't remember the sex scene, and the boy that sat behind her said "Well, I can refresh your memory." He meant that we can watch the movie, but it came out totally wrong! :D
2007-03-11 22:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a American was on holiday in Donegal Ireland not far from
Lagan ,he was lost , he was driving along the road he was trying to fine he cousin who name was john ward , he met a old local gentleman , he ask him do you know a john ward, the old man said , i frayed its a bit like a hospital , in this area , it full of wards ,
2007-03-11 12:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by dontimred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just wrote in an answer:
"Your brother is probably right handed and would like to use it for many years to come."
2007-03-11 12:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes ok we have had some fatalities in boxing. But none of them serious. Cant remember who said it.
2007-03-11 12:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once said testicles instead of tenticles it was a very important briefing everyone laughed luckily
2007-03-11 12:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after giving in to my 5 year old daughter the other day she turned to me and said "your the best dad i've ever had"
2007-03-11 12:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by robertkyleq 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tye other day i walked into a fish shop and asked for a cone of chav's !!! Don't know what was going through my head
2007-03-13 08:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by buffy Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋