A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Chicago Bears fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bears fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Bears fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Bears fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Indianapolis Colts fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan, too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?
" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Chicago Bears fan."
2007-03-11 04:16:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Funny...lol...chortle, chortle...
A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?"
The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."
Green Bay Packer football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
2007-03-11 04:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Shaula 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but I would call the teacher a child abuser myself for insulting the child's family values. I'm a Colts fan, and thank God they finally won one.
2007-03-11 11:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mortica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg yes yes that is awesome im guna tell that to someone at my school thats a bears fan czu hes in a school full of packers fans lol its awesome
2007-03-11 11:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes its is funny, and if true, typical for a child to come out with. Nice one LOL
2007-03-11 11:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by leigha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, a funny one. Thank you for the Sunday morning giggles!!
2007-03-11 11:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny! And I'm from Chicago!
2007-03-11 11:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by thefaz4371 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!! tetetetetetetetetetetetettethehehehhehahhahahahatetetetehahahahahahahahehehehehahahateteteettattatahehehe!!
2007-03-11 11:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, being from Indiana I'd have to say that is funny.
2007-03-11 11:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny yes i laughed
2007-03-11 11:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by Pastinie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-03-11 11:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋