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no

2007-03-11 00:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by skcs11 7 · 0 0

If you packed a lunch, said goodbye to Wifey, and got into a rocket ship that flew at the speed of light, and stopped on a far away space station for lunch, and then returned to earth, then
you'd be one day older, but wifey would be 18 years older, have a new husband, and moved out of state. You'd be right around the age of your kids, who are off to school and jobs. Amazing what a day can bring.

2007-03-11 08:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0 0

Depends on the spice thyme continuum.

2007-03-11 08:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by rumplestiltskin12357 3 · 1 0

Only if you use a marjoram jet with a tad of celery seed to accelerate to the required speed. You must face forward otherwise you may wind up beside yourself. Bon voyage.

2007-03-11 11:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kes 7 · 0 0

I think you would. It'd be a great opportunity to check how fast you were going, by measuring your speed in parsley-secs.
What a shame that aeroplanes, unlike cars, don't have clove compartments.

2007-03-11 08:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0 0

I'll have to Call Rose Mary first.

2007-03-11 08:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes and it would leave you peppered with holes.

2007-03-11 08:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 0 0

very funny

2007-03-11 08:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by JEANNE B 3 · 0 0

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