Are married women delusional?

Question

What makes a married woman think that her lady parts are going to be enough to satisfy a man for the rest of his life.

Especially when things start to sag... Shouldn't there be a clause in marriage that says after each 5yr block of faithful service you are allowed one piece of STRANGE action.

I mean come on now ladies you all too quick to divorce somebody just because he needed a little strange after 19 years of marriage:

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And I'm being totally serious. Men need variety period. To ask that you stay locked to one v@gina the rest of your life might be asking a little too much.

Especially knowing how many male members you women have gone through. The majority of you have much higher body counts than males these days.

Answer 1

Dude....do you have a fan club yet? LOL
Very good point. But I guess it depends on the individuals.

And it's true...women do screw around more than men do.

Answer 2

Your question is wrong and silly in numerous ways. First, a man doesn't have a relationship with his wife's body parts. An adult realizes that bodies do change. People look differently at 50, than they do at 21. As for a clause allowing cheating, I suppose that's fine, if you had that particular clause inserted into your wedding vows, and your wife agreed. And, this clause is good for the wife too isn't it? After all, women may wish variety as well as men, and men sag too. I'm not sure how you know the average number of partners the women here on answers have had, but I doubt it's higher than the general population, but whatever the number, it's immaterial. I do however agree that in your case, it's unlikely a relationship could last long. Your attitude guarantees that.

Answer 3

When you get married that is a secret vow taken between two people who are " in love" with one another. the thought at this point is, for the rest of their lives there is no one else that they would want to fill place of the person they are "in love" with, it won't matter what act is taking place between the two of them. See the difference in what you are describing is "love" and being "in love". When you love someone, like your car, or any in adamant object, of course there is no real respect involved. But when you are in love with someone, the last thing you would ever want to do in any life time, is to do anything that would hurt that person or jeopardize the relationship you have with that person. Through the good or the bad, for the richer or the poorer till death do they part . They will put the other person's feeling before their own. That is a marriage where the two people are "in love".

Answer 4

I know what you mean but I also see things like this...What if your wife was tired of having to deal with the same ol stuff and she went out and slept around? I know alot of guys are insecure about their whole man hood but wouldn't that make you feel like something was wrong with you that you couldnt please her so she had to find someone who could? I don't think alot of guys think about this or even care but there are soooo many disease out there and no woman wants to catch something because her husband wanted to have a little fun. So say you caught something and gave it to your wife..You think its okay that now she has to suffer too because shes not good enough for you? Or vice versa say she cheated on you and gave you genital herpes or aids and now you have this problem because she couldnt keep her legs closed. No woman wants to be told that they are no longer need and no woman wants to think about the person they love is out messing around with other girls while they are suppose to be the one you are coming home to every night and your suppose to be making your wife feel special not someone else....If you seriously can't keep it under control then why not get seperated..In the long run it'll save your butt cause if u are married and she finds out u cheated and divoroced you for that then they will be alot harder on you...

Answer 5

Whada you, Peter North or something?

And just how many women have you satisfied with your bad self?

Somebody's delusional, all right...

I know some mature women that would throw you right out of the saddle.

A woman I know once quipped,"Yeah...younger guys are ok in the saddle...but you gotta keep showing them where the horse is."

And btw, Viagra was invented for the guys...not the women. Word.

Answer 6

This is about the 20th question and/or answer I've read of yours... in summary, this is what I understood:
** women are strange action (not people)
** women are merely parts- body parts (not people)
** men need variety (not people- just a new vagina or body part on occasion)
** women are the cause of divorce because you had an affair with some strange body part
** men don't need to know about being faithful, loyal and how to truly love, all they need is to use their body parts to have all their needs met (ignore the person you're with- just screw her)
** only women sag (not guys???)

Is anything wrong with this picture? Man, who and what raised you... this is Neanderthal thinking at it's finest? Grow up you pencil dicked, sociopathic, parasitic retard!

Answer 7

If a marriage is just about body parts, then yes a woman is delusional if she thinks her husband won't cheat.. and for that matter, why wouldn't she look elsewhere..
I'd say that if women have a higher body count, its only because the population of men shes been around has been somewhat shallow.

Answer 8

First if you think marriage is based just on sex your relationship will not work. By most of your posts you just ask stupid questions anyway and like getting a reaction from people. Must be you can't get it up to satisfy any woman or you wouldn't constantly be asking these stupid questions or you can't get a woman to come near you

Answer 9

You are exactly why us women have affairs on you. Your an *** to think we stay just with your C*ck especially when you become so predictable and boring in bed. We need strange too and not after that many months or weeks with the same size c*ck. We are always looking for something bigger and better. We are especially looking for a guy who likes to eat our p**sy until we can't take anymore. So wise up old man we're doing it way before you are even thinking about it. I personally just want one man around the house for security but need several in my bed, his bed, motel beds hell even a elevator is fun. So if all you men think we are being faithful just because you think you're the only thing we can get, you need to start paying attention to how many times she tells you not tonight honey I have a headache. The truth is we have a p8ssyache. You just keep believing what you need to so you'll still feel like a man.

Answer 10

if men need variety than i must buck the trend. after being married for well over twenty years, the only thing i want is personal space without having to deal with any baggage. its just nice to have one or two things about me without being someones daddy or husband or whatever every once in a while so i can feel legimitate about being an individual rather than a partner. the marriage thing is ok i guess but its nice to feel ok about being me as well...i dont need a woman to make that happen.

Answer 11

If you can't be faithful, don't get married. It's really very simple and a lot of problems could be avoided if people would just do the right thing.

If you're a cheater, don't get married. Period. Why is that so hard?

Don't make up a bunch of excuses for why you cheat, don't create stories to back up your reasoning. Just call it what it is - you're a cheater and you always will be.

What's the best way to remedy this? DON'T GET MARRIED.