2007-03-10 18:50:00 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The executive of N.P.E.A. is deeply sorry to inform you that we lost your application in the process! You see, we get tons and tons of applications each year and it’s hard for us to keep track of all of ‘em. So please fill out another one and the process usually takes 1-2 years depending on how much enthusiastic is the committee about you eating those accordions. Again, we’re truly sorry.
The executive of N.P.E.A.
2007-03-11 09:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by they're savages 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a hard question.
It isn't easy gaining the respect of all those old folks, particularly those on "The Big Joe Polka Show"
That crowd can get pretty unruly.
The men are unusually strong. That comes from dragging their senile ole wives with rigormortis across the dance floor.
You may want to eat six accordions to start with, if the mob still looks angry....try eating two more.
*oh and don't forget to increase your fiber, all that metal will lock you up if you don't.
2007-03-11 04:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
64. Or it used to be. Ever since the Street Buskers Association sued them in the high courts they changed the rules. Now all you need to do is complete 64 different join the dot puzzles featuring a picture of an accordion.
2007-03-11 03:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only 3
2007-03-11 03:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fibre content is way too high in just one accordian. You will have to do it in several sittings. I believe the requisite is 4 Squeezebox variety (they stay crunchy in milk) and a Concertina, best eaten with ketchup. You could cheat and eat several Harmonicas as they are also free reed instruments, they just lack the keyboard. The only problem is digesting the actuater slide. You may have to put that through a grinder first.
2007-03-11 11:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only two accordions are needed, but you need to scarf down a 21 chord autoharp along with them for guaranteed respect.
2007-03-11 16:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many are you up to already?
My grandpa got in with 47, but that was before the codes were renewed in 1965.....it could be as high as 200 by now.....yikes!
2007-03-11 03:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To surmise this you must take your total points multiply it by 257 then divide by 49 add 7 then divide again by 33 subtract 4 and add shiny toaster.
2007-03-11 04:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enough to make the weight minimum to join the 6 Fat Dutchmen
2007-03-11 03:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Brainiac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, it varies from region to region. I know in Icelandic culture the minimum is 23.
2007-03-12 00:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋