What are your most favorite movie quotes?

Question

list as many as you have! i just love movie quotes! oh and make sure to leave the name of the movie(s) the quote(s) is/are from.

so far ive read some funny quotes. where are all the romantic ones girls? keep em coming boys! hehe

Answer 1

May the Force be with you--Star Wars

They're here--Poltergeist

Here's lookin' at you, kid--Casablanca

The power of the Force stopped ya, ya Hosers--Strange Brew

Join the dark side of the Force ya knob--Stange Brew

It's just a flesh wound--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Run away!--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I've got a bad feeling about this--Star Wars

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a$$, in two weeks you'd have a diamond--Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Fu** me gently with a chainsaw--Heathers

Mr. Green: Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard and
Miss Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out! --Clue

This town needs an enema!--Batman

You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.--The Breakfast Club

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. --Jurassic Park

Whatever you do, don't fall asleep--Nightmare on Elm Street

I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.--Major League

Hey Bartender! Joboo needs a refill!--Major League

Here's Johnny!--The Shining

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.--Spaceballs

Laugh it up, fuzzball--Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back

I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!--National Lampoon's Vacation

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.--Sunset Blvd

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.--Silence of the Lambs

I'll have what she's having.--When Harry Met Sally

You're gonna need a bigger boat.--Jaws

Well, that's enough for now!!

Answer 2

Well, all these are funny ones that make me laugh:

"We . . . thought . . . you . . . was . . . a . . . toad!"
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gdntdab."
- Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Quick, let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
- Galaxy Quest

"I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes, so after the show I had a nice salad."
- Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Pretty much every line in "Zoolander". But maybe mostly "Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?", "Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.", and "Mer-man! *Cough* Mer-man!".

"These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!"
- Superstar

Jay: All right, but let's say we're caught in a situation where we've got like five minutes to live, like a bomb or something is gonna go off. Would you **** us then?
Bethany: In that highly unlikely situation? Yeah, sure.
Jay: She's a slut. Bunnnng.
- Dogma

"The pen is blue!"
- Liar, Liar

"He's gone crazy! I've seen this before- grab his tongue!"
- Captain Ron

Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Tommy: Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
- Tommy Boy

Valentine: Did you ever hear about those monks, who just walk around real slow and careful, and they're careful about everything, and they don't step on any bugs, and the main thing is that they don't hurt or kill anything their whole lives?
Shy: What's your point?
Valentine: Well... we're just hitting lots of bugs all the way along here.
- By Hook or By Crook

Just some of my faves.

Answer 3

Probably the same list everyone else does from classic film (Casablanca, etc.)

* "No matter where you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai

* "I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against impossible odds!" ... "Great. I'm a million light-years from home and I'm trapped in a cockpit with a gung-ho iguana." - The Last Starfighter

* "You're a psychopath!"..."Let's not rush to judgement on something like that before all the facts are in..." - Grosse Point Blank

* "Scully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?....I lied."..."Where's Scully?"..."I let him go."

* "What is best in life?"..."To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women." - Conan the Barbarian

* "Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT 'cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up an MIA and then we'd all get put on the KP" - Good Morning Vietnam

* "Sir! Engines are out! Control is out! Weapons are out! And we're crashing into a giant asteroid! What do we DO?!" ..." We DIE." - The Last Starfighter

* "A song, a dance, Batman's head on a lance..." - Batman

* "What do you WANT?" ... "My face on the $1 bill..." - Batman

* "Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso! All for Zorro...stand up and Say so!" - Zorro, The Gay Blade.

* "I cry mercy! Mercy from your flashing blade and AAIIEE! From your hideous dog!" - Zorro, The Gay Blade.

* "They say the British Navy makes men. I guess I'm an example of the men they make! Woo-hooohoo!" - Zorro, The Gay Blade.

* "You've got me?! Who's got YOU?!" - Superman

* "Oops. Gravity works." - Ferngully

* ANYTHING from Airplane...

* "My own brother's a blood-sucking vampire! Wait'll mom finds out!" - The Lost Boys

* "One thing I could never stand about Santa Clara was all the damn vampires." - The Lost Boys.

That'll get you started...

Orion

Answer 4

"Do or do not. There is no try" The Empire Strikes Back

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" - Monty Python's The Life of Brian

"Get your paws off me you dirty ape." Planet Of The Apes

"We all go a little mad sometimes." Psycho

"Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space. " Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights." - Bull Durham

"Run away! Run away!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The problems of two little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this world." - Casablanca

"Yipee Kayay - Muther F*#ker" - Die Hard

"Interesting Game, the only way to win is not to play" - Wargames

"Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish and someday you will be a real boy." - Pinocchio

"No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die." - Goldfinger

"Quantis never crashed." - Rain Man

"Does your dog bite? / No. / Nice doggie... (Dog bites ) I thought you said your dog does not bite! / That is not my dog." - The Pink Panther Strikes Again

"I am not left handed either!" - The Princess Bride

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"Why did it have to be snakes. I hate snakes" - Raiders Of The Lost Arc

"Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us" - Brazil

"Listen! Do you smell something?" - Ghostbusters

"You can call me flower if you want to" Bambi

"If you build it, they will come" - Field Of Dreams

"They're coming to get you Barbara" - Night Of The Living Dead

"Simple trick: See something from someone elses point of view, crawl in their skin and walk around in it" - To Kill a Mocking Bird

" Danny, see your future, be your future. May, make, make it, make it. Make your future Danny. " - Caddyshack

"I'll have a half double decaffeinated half caf, with a twist of lemon." - L.A. Story

"Game over man! Game OVER!!!" - Aliens

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farsical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield SUPREME executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Yeah, if i went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moisten bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I go steady and I french kiss. / So? Everyone does that. / Yeah but daddy says im the best at it" - National Lampoon's Vacation

"Non!" - Mel Brook's Silent Movie (only spoken word, by Marcel Marceau, the famous Mime)

Answer 5

Forrest Gump - "Me and Jenny are like peas and carrotts."
National Lampoon's Vacation "Oh god...the dog peed on the picnic basket"

In Star Wars Empire Strikes Back Princes Leia says to Han Solo, "I love you" Han replies "I know"

Answer 6

"I Look good, Hey everyone come and see how good I look"
"Don't pretend that your not impressed"
"Oh the burn, its a deep burn"
"This Burrito is delicious but it is filling!"
"Knights of columbus!"
"Great odins raven!"
"You sound like a gay!"
"Where'd you get those suits? the toilet shop?"
"I'm sorry were you saying something? look I don't speak spanish"
These and many others all from Anchorman

"Shake and bake!"
"I wanna go fast"
"Dear Lord baby Jesus. Six pound nine ounce baby jesus. Can't even speak yet..."
These ones are from Talledega Nights

"But what will I do Rhett? Where will I go?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
"With God as my witness we will never go hungry again!"
Those two from Gone With the Wind

Answer 7

I'd go with you but......
Yeah I know, but there's a problem with your face
(jack burton, big trouble in little china)

I have come here to kick *** and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum (they live)

Hey man, you got a joint?
No not on me man.
It'd be alot cooler if you did (Dazed and Confused)

You're a cantaloupe (True Romance)

Answer 8

i have too many to mention, but here's one:

"Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the sautious do not live at all." - from Princess Diaries

Answer 9

"Why didn't you tell me they could do that?" "I didn't know they could do that!" -- John Carpenter's Vampires
"You're gonna need a bigger boat" -- Jaws
"Did you guys ever even watch the show?" -- Galaxy Quest
"Between the two of you, you make a wonderful person" -- Citizen X
I could go on forever with these, I love movie quotes, too.

Answer 10

Go ahead punk, make my day ( Clint Eastwood) 2 I don't know if I fired 5 or 6, so go ahead ( Clint Eastwood)