James Bond / 007?

Question

lets hear some creative writing.

write a poem, of any kind, about 007 / James Bond........

Answer 1

A poem, of any kind?
O.K., here's a Limerick for you:

There once was a fellow named James,
Who played the most dangerous games!
Announced 007,
At the gates of heaven,
"Bond, James Bond, is my name."

Answer 2

I am very fond
of a man named James bond.

He does his best,
to be a good spy,
but always ends up getting shot in the thigh.

His weapon of choice,
is seducing sexy women.
But it always turns out looking as sour as a lemon.