2007-03-10 14:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
CG: Thanks for the jokes. I'm definitely going to forward those to my husband who is a software developer.
2007-03-12 02:54:05 · update #1
I am sitting here in America watching MacBeth...eating crawfish cooked with onions, waiting for a pat on the back for my initiative to check some of your questions....
2007-03-10 15:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Greg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell u a joke
Talking Frog
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
here's another
Daddy, how was I born ? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
2007-03-12 02:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by Robin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird avatar.Does that dog need glasses?Or may'be a message hear,speak,see no evil.Something like that
Or may'be a family pet.Anyway whatever the dog I think is part of a happy family
Perhaps a sublime message of tolerance.Still think the avatar is a part of your family.Have a good day and don't forget dog's need exercise.Even if they wear glasses
2007-03-10 22:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an amazing person and I love you. If I weren't a turkey, I'd marry you in the blink of an eye.
2007-03-10 22:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Fifteen steps, then a sheer drop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go lay an egg and while you are doing that think about the satisfaction it would give me to have BA.
2007-03-10 22:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the end, it just comes down to which one you like best....just the way it should be....
2007-03-10 22:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'm the first to answer your question, and I love your avatar it's cool.
2007-03-10 22:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by atcblue05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋