Does your face stop a clock, or does it go all out and give Father Time a heart attack?

Answer 1

I'm not allowed to leave the Institute unless I am wearing either a Burka, a Hockey Mask, or a Little Black Dress.

When I choose a Little Black Dress the Space/Time Continuum suffers extreme cardiac distress.

Answer 2

My face used to stop a clock at half past the camel's @ss. It hasn't yet croaked Father Time, but it hands Mother Nature a hard thumping, gives the Tropic of Capricorn cancer, and drains the passion from the Professor of Desire.

Answer 3

Yep and hour glasses, time machines, sundials, microwave timers, egg timers, stopwatches, I literally make time stand still,,, why I'm so ugly that when I was a child my parents tied pork chops around my neck, just so the dogs would play with me

Answer 4

mine probably just slows 'em down a good bit, but it's cracked a couple of them little mirrors....