Like you will be woken up every Monday at 5 am by the noise of the bin men and you have to put in exactly the right place or they won't take it.
2007-03-10 12:21:02 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The water pressure in the kitchen is horrible. The hot and cold taps in the shower are backwards. The house plants are watered weekly. The kitty litter box is in the old laundry room and needs to be scooped daily. The dogs are fed in the evening. The horses are fed morning and evening. The cats free-feed all day. You need needle-nose pliers to turn on the TV in my room. Please keep the dogs out of my room. Do not touch my KISS cds! Enjoy your stay here!
2007-03-10 12:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bins on Monday,paperbag Tuesday,Window cleaners thursday-unlock back gate or they won't do the back! Water stop tap in really stupid place-behind the washer (place will have flooded by the time you've pulled it out!).And ignore any cats that sit on the doorstep meowing to be let in-we don't have a cat,they are random strays that seem to like us!!
2007-03-11 16:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by munki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several loaded guns strung all about the house. You needto just leave everything alone. Dont even sit down just stand there until im back.
2007-03-10 20:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by dodgedifferent01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell them to scoop the cat litter daily, give our Labrador her thyroid meds morning and night in hidden in a piece of American cheese, feed the fish morning and night and I think that's it...
2007-03-10 20:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cleaner comes at 9am everyday, and to feed the cats and change their litter
2007-03-10 20:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would also have to tell them that the plumbing is odd and the neigbors like to play loud music until late on weekends.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-03-10 23:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have to tell them to keep my 7 story house clean
2007-03-10 20:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by Peach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry ...... the neighbors keep a close watch and will tell me everything when I return!
2007-03-10 22:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay out of the closet there's skelitons in there
2007-03-10 20:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by jesta.drifter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
feed my dog or die and dont totch any thing in my room I WILL BE WATCHING YOU ON THE CCTV enjoy your stay
2007-03-10 20:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by themanwithtwoarms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋