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Ok, a chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face. The egg, looking a bit p*ssed off, GRABS the sheet, ROLLS over, and says, "Well, I guess we FINALLY answered THAT question!!!

If anyone needs it explained-JUST READ IT A SECOND TIME!

2007-03-10 11:48:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

I enjoyed that. Thank you.

2007-03-10 11:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 2 0

No wonder the egg looks hard-boiled. Maybe you should get that rooster a pill to slow the volcano down.

2007-03-10 19:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1 0

The chicken Laid the Egg?

2007-03-10 19:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Damn 5 · 5 0

LMAO..hahahahahahahahaha

2007-03-10 19:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 2 0

i get it, eggs answer questions after rolling over for chickens...

2007-03-10 19:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 1 1

im not gunna lie, thats actually the first funny chicken joke i have ever heard, and its really funny

2007-03-10 19:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by johnathan 1 · 2 0

ive said this many times on here............this is the only funny chicken joke...........that is the only answer to that question.......all other attempts at answering makes me crazy........like homicidal crazy........


and the only answer to the question "why did the chicken cross the road" is always ..........."to suck my d*ck"

2007-03-10 19:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by SpinKicksu 3 · 1 0

Even after the second time I don't get it.

2007-03-10 19:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2 1

The story of my life. Now I know why they call us chicks!! LOL!

2007-03-10 19:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1 0

so when did the chicken get a sex change lol

2007-03-10 19:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by luckylovelee 2 · 1 1

Ha Haw Ha Haw let me write that down quick Ha Haw !!!
I took a chance on this one HA HAW!!! My husband is gonna die!! Ha Haw!! My Answer to Who Wants to is :ME!!!!! "WE finally answered THAT!!!!" Okay, I needed that. Many thanks. See you again, I hope. Good one!!!!

2007-03-10 19:56:35 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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