three teenagers are playing football in their home street one day when they all get run over by a car. They all descend to heaven and when they get to the gate of heaven they meet God. God asks them "what are you doing here", "you are to young to die". God then says to them "I tell you what, i’ll give you a second chance to live and do what you want to do in the future, so take a run and jump off that cloud over there. But as you are flying back down to earth, shout what you want to do in the future and it will happen".
The first teenager takes a running leap off the cloud and says "I want to be a lawyer". And so 20 years later he is a highly respected and success ful lawyer. The second teenager takes his turn and says "I want to be a brain surgeon" and so 20 years later he is the the most admired man of medicine and is saving lots of lives. Then the third Teenager takes his turn but as he runs, he trips over his own feet and stumbles off the crowd muttering " I’m such a clumsy great prat"
And so 20 years later...... He’s still playing left back for Chelsea Football club
2007-03-10 09:54:53 · 14 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
LMFAO nice nice
2007-03-10 10:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm 12 nearly 13 it doesnt matter does it?
2007-03-10 20:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by Frihah Anti-Milanist 4lyf! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G is General so anyone can watch it!
2007-03-11 09:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Zizou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny joke! :)
2007-03-10 19:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old,but good!
2007-03-10 18:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny!
2007-03-10 17:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you even know what "G" Rated means???
2007-03-10 18:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by dgbfdg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not as funny as the other one
2007-03-10 18:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was horrible
chealsea is a good team
2007-03-10 18:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
awful
2007-03-10 18:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by whatitisandwhatitwillbe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋