You know.The creep who has been looking over all night, gets all brave and comes over to you.How do you crush him.
2007-03-10 08:59:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"what, do you think this is christmas? go take a look at yourself fella!"
2007-03-10 09:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by doingitallforwrenches 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
2007-03-10 17:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
try giving one a chance hon - sometimes they just need a bit of fixing up!! first chance you get take him to Top Shop and a good hairdresser.
2007-03-10 18:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by mareeh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am a plastic surgeon and what you need will cost quite a bit.
2007-03-10 17:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he is creepy i ask him" whats it like to always have to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink?"
2007-03-12 12:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say sorry am taken.He ask why.Well My girlfriend is sitting over there.
2007-03-10 17:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine had the best ever .drunk guy shouted "wanna sit on my face darlin" her reply "why is youre nose bigger than your****
2007-03-10 17:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by smiler 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
pretend to sneeze and say: sorry im allergic to creeps =D
2007-03-10 17:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by hilary_aaron 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I like my men tall, dark and handsome........and you get 3 strikes.....(or 2 if they happen to be dark!)
2007-03-10 18:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ellie L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been known to wait until I make eye contact and just say "no thanks!!!" in my sharpest voice. They probably think I'm a bi*ch but hey, it works.
2007-03-10 17:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋