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I read this on the internet and dont know if its true. It sounds possible as as worn out well-used anus would be very loose and not make any noise when farting. A tight anus would be more able to make loud rasping farts and thus attract a mate. This all sounds plausible but is it true?

2007-03-10 08:56:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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SenoritaFartsALot here to save the day! You are a very smart, cerebral person my friend- and I believe you are most correct! I'm bettin that if one of them farts and it makes a real spudder sound- the other man's tree trunk is gonna grow! The mating maybe a little tricky though- because if a fart is silent- that means that the other male won't be alerted to the fact that the other butthole is not tight! He won't know until he has hands on experience.
Best of luck in your thirst for fart knowledge. This is SenoritaFartsALot signing off!

2007-03-12 22:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita Farts A Lot 3 · 0 2

Get a life already!

2007-03-10 16:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by S.F. Girl 4 · 1 0

lol i knew a guy just like you,named tyler.we lit him on fire once.good times.

2007-03-12 00:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by Robert R 1 · 0 0

maybe try a cup?

2016-03-28 23:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Which do you prefer...?

2007-03-10 11:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by RiverRat 5 · 0 0

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