Would you like to be in this short play, staring the Yahoo Players?

Question

Everyone gets one line, but you can include stage directions. Be sure to put the name of your character (in capitals, followed by a colon) when you enter the stage so that it reads like a play.

Setting: a large, plain room with doors at left and right. Sunlight streams in through a large, round window, center stage. To the right of the window is a computer and monitor. At stage left are two large garbage cans.

CANCELCODEYELLOW crosses from stage left to centerstage, wearing bib overalls and smoking a pipe.

CANCELCODEYELLOW: (addressing the audience) "Things have been pretty quiet here since all the mutant chimpanzees were run out of town. Most days it's just me, and all the folks here at Yahoo. " (Looks at watch) "Where The blazes is everybody, anyhow?"

Answer 1

I<3THEFLOWERS enters through the large circular window in a very loud eclectic outfit..and says...

I<3THEFLOWERS: the riot outside is getting crazy...why don't all of you do something?!? THE MONKEYS ARE BACK! HOLY CRAP!

Answer 2

ALEXIS: (yells) Hey didn't you guys hear, there is a riot going on!! It seems people are not happy about the mutant chimpanzees being run out of town. Whew!!

Answer 3

JULIA: Hey Cancel - Alexis is right! You're asking where the blazes everybody is - well doofus - they're out there rioting!! C'mon - put down that stupid pipe and let's go check it out!!

Answer 4

i'd try it

married man dressed in a pink ballgown walks on stage with his wife and says,"i can't believe i'm doing this." then gets hit in the face with 5 giant pies by his wife

Answer 5

Luthien, dressed in jeans and a black t with "The voices in my head won't talk to me" in white letters on it walks in.
Luthien: Hey'ya CANCELCODEYELLOW, sorry i'm late. how's everything going?

Answer 6

I can't act but will play bass in the band.