lmao--- some idiot just farted in the lobby here at the hotel i work at!!! what do i do, i want to laugh my a** off but i can't cuz he's still here!!! (i hope i don't get reported) *giggles softly*
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2007-03-10 08:39:57 · 43 answers · asked by G泥Lì┬A 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO--- *stomach pains from laughter* my boss just walked in and smelled something weird... he sprayed the lobby now he doesn't believe that guy farted and i can't show him my Y! question to prove it cuz i'll get in trouble!!!!!!!.... what a good way to end my shift.... i bounce at two!!!
2007-03-10 08:57:06 · update #1
SenoritaFartsALot here to answer this question! Next time this happens, you say to your boss: "Oh my god, I can't believe you farted!"
Ya gotta play the blame game! Don't sit around and take anyone's sh...! (Literally!)
2007-03-12 22:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita Farts A Lot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Maintnence crew to come to the lobby to check for a gass leak. Then they can be the ones to "EmbareAss" the leak.
Then light a match and fan your bitter fart face.
2007-03-10 08:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is an old saying (well- only 5 minutes old).
"A fart is like a fingerprint-No two are identical."
I hate to say this. You are gonna have to muster up your own bubble of gas and prove to your boss that you are not the culprit!
2007-03-11 08:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Light a match and hope it doesn't set everything on fire.
Actually, you have to let it go, people are people and actually he probably couldn't help it, it's nature. You have to live with it. And so I have learned by years of marriage.
2007-03-10 08:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by lochmessy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report this farter to the cops and have him arrested
and taken to jail
He broke the air pollution codes
2007-03-10 08:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It got here about to me once and that i burst out guffawing and the congregation observed. The priest had to stop the sermon reason he also couldn't comprise his laughter. even as he finally could utter something ....he murmured the note blasphemy and the laughter began all once more suitable
2016-12-01 19:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by quartermon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on the situation I would laugh
2007-03-10 08:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match?
2007-03-10 08:48:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match.
2007-03-10 08:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your wit somone prtend to make a really funny joke and then laugh or even somthing on the internet
2007-03-10 08:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by but... iluvhertoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋