Gunsmoke: You can't account for everything?

Question

that happens to people who touch you.
Please write a couple of paragraphs using the following statements:
I learned a long time ago.
I'm a pretty deep red head.
A little's a little.
A lot of land!
Somebody oughta reacon with him.
No!

Answer 1

It was a fine Spring morning as things started cranking up in Dodge City. My name's Henderson...town newsman...here's my story:
Festus Haggen, our resident nincompoop, was headed toward the Marshal's office. As he jangled inside there was Matt, still cuddling with Kitty, in his musty old cot. "Oh, excuse me Matthew,Miss Kitty." "Don't you ever knock," growled Matt? He got out of bed,pulled on his trousers and asked Festus what he wanted. "Uh,Matthew, I ...." "No,wait until we leave.(1) I learned a long time ago to never discuss business with a woman in your bed." Kitty smiled and started searching for her clothes.
As they reached Delmonicos,Matt asked Festus what was on his mind. Before Festus had an opportunity to answer, old Doc Adams motioned to them to come join him for breakfast.
"Well, lookie who's here....hi,Matt. Don't tell me you've traded in Kitty for this scraggly old thing!" He rubbed his chin, as is his wont, and took a sip of his coffee. Festus started to say something,but Matt shook his head to try and pesuade him to let the insult go.(6) "No! Matthew. I'm just sick to death of this old scutter a gnawing and a pawing at me, so early in the morning. (3) A little's a little, but he seems to have taken extrie delight this week, 'n trying to get at me!" " I'm not gnawing and pawing, I'm...oh,just sit down ,would you?" Matt smiled his gorgeous weather beaten smile at his two chums.
Matt finally found out what Festus wanted to tell him, over a meal that would choke a horse! When it came time to settle up with the bill, Festus started looking in all his pockets, as though he were searching for his billfold. "As usual, I see you have no money," grumbled Doc. "You know,Matt,(5)somebody oughta reckon with him. I can not remember ONE time when he paid the tab!" Matt smiled, dropped a gold coin on the table and sauntered out. (More that one woman dropped her tea cup as she watched Matt sashay out of the restaurant)
After a long day of doing his duty, Matt wandered into the Longbranch...ostensibly for a beer, but everyone knew the real reason. "HI,Sam. Where's Kitty?" "Waiting for you upstairs,Marshal Dillon." Matt took a long gulp of beer and slowly made his way up to Kitty's room. He tapped a few times on the door,before Kitty opened it up. "What took you so long," he said, eyeing her up and down?" " I had (4) alot of land to travel,cutie. After all, I took the largest room in the place. I knew we'd need lots of space ." He smiled as he grabbed her in his arms. " You know, that's pretty deep for a redhead." Kitty dropped her robe as she led him to bed....
(2)" I'm a pretty deep redhead."
And they tell me that our soft-spoken Marshal Matt Dillon could be heard all over town as he exclaimed," Yippe ky AYYYYYYY!!!"
(To be continued....if you post another like-question.)

Answer 2

I'm only picking the first one.......which should answer your question. I learned a long time ago not to judge myself through other people's eyes. I know who I am. I know my self-worth. I know I'm a good person. I try to help people & animals whenever I can. There's more, but I don't know if you want to hear it. I don't have to answer any more than I want to answer.