2007-03-10 07:26:10 · 24 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There was a roach on the ceiling and I grabbed a shotgun and shot it. Unfortunately, the shot went through the ceiling and wounded the Wal-Mart greeter who lives upstairs. It was a head wound so there was a lot of blood. The husband of the the Wal-Mart greeter called the cops on me. That couple never liked me anyway.
2007-03-10 07:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Just Me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooops, I must have been trying to get the ketchup out of the bottle and it squirted on the ceiling and some dripped on the floor so I slipped on it and fell and screamed..then the neighbor called the police and they are banging on the door but I can't get to the door because I am still laying on the floor.
2007-03-10 07:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by em<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u sure its blood? I think it was from the pizza that someone threw on the ceiling. The pizza fell down and now there's only a mess of red pizza sauce on the ceiling. Why? Did u assume it was blood?=)
2007-03-10 10:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stole a ton of fake blood from the Halloween store and it leaked oops
2007-03-10 07:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in all risk pass to my mattress and conceal under the cheets and make contact with 911 or my dad. if there wasnt no mattress around i could pass into fetus place close my eyes and cover my ears and sing reason if that exceeded off it can be a nightmare or ghosts haunting me. and the girl that lived in my homestead in the previous me died so as that scares the sh!t out of me
2016-12-14 15:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got locked in a meat locker during a major power outage and I called the police because it's really cold in here!
2007-03-10 07:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Psychosis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Messed up slaughtering the chicken for dinner again! Literally.
2007-03-10 07:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't done anything! It's the neighbors upstairs! the blood is leaking through!
2007-03-10 07:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having sex with my girl while she was on her period. When we unplugged, the pressure buildup caused her to erupted like a geyser. Very interesting development, I must say.
2007-03-10 07:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You glued your genitals to your stomach and pissed blood up on the roof, it hit someone on the head outside so they called the police
2007-03-10 07:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋