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>>Oops, sorry! I've been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents!
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>>Have a nice day!
2007-03-10 06:29:39 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Egypt
firstly i am not a MAN!
secondly i have postes some egyptian jokes here on JOKES&RIDDLES!
track my profile and watch them!
2007-03-10 06:41:44 · update #1
posted sorry it was a typo!
2007-03-10 07:08:07 · update #2
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoJ1SqJYombKhq4oTKdLEZ4AAAAA?qid=20070310070539AAPult6
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Are8fMCT2bLN77LOhCqBeaTty6IX?qid=20070310071923AAsWujG
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFSMpsSamwI9.Zq912QBQ7sy6IX?qid=20070311130512AAuuFiw
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar.5FpTqfoOc5iCFvXgt_wXsy6IX?qid=20070311132043AAWFYa5
here r the links to my jokes my Egyptian jokes hehehehehe
check them out and tell me what do u think of them ;)
2007-03-11 09:39:59 · update #3
Ismaily act as a gentle man i am not called a worm (duda) otherwise i will call u a larva! call me with my nickname or don't at all , it is even better , OK?
2007-03-13 09:39:15 · update #4
Huh. Man. That was so damn funny. At last we have jokes here in this section.
More please.
Edit:
You're not a man ? That's weird. I was misguided by your name and your avatar.
Just kidding. I call everybody man and dude. It loses all meaning when u say "Hey woman wat's up". I may call u duda though.
2007-03-10 06:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats great and oooooh sooooo true
2007-03-10 21:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah..i hear you..
Have a nice day to you too
2007-03-11 01:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kalooka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very nice and funny!!
2007-03-12 06:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋