What is your favorite Seinfeld line? Do you remember the ones I wrote below?

Question

Mine are: "Mr. Tomasuto picked the WRONG man to fire because he was fake handicapped!" And "Tippy toe! Lemon tree!"

Answer 1

I remember the fake handicapped one. I don't remember tippy toe lemon tree.
My favorite, is when Kramer starts answering his phone as the movie phone guy, and the people start pressing buttons and he says, "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?"

Answer 2

I like Krammer's mishaps

"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."
"Mint?"
"Those can be very refreshing."
- The doctor and Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"

"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
"Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
"You ran?"
"No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
"Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
"Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage."
- Kramer, George and Jerry, in "The Fire"

Answer 3

My favorite episode is The Pitch. Where they pitch their show to NBC. My favorite line is after Joe Davola kicks Kramer in the head and is at Jerry's apartment, not shaved on the right side of his face and only one pant leg on. He randomly says "YOYO MA" that was hilarious. Then like a minute later, he answers the phone in another language and starts having a conversation. HAHAHA

Answer 4

For some reason I love the interaction between Jerry and Newman.

"No, you stay. I might need a soda"
"Chunky Bar!"

Answer 5

I like the line "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" The Soup Nazi was an awesome episode.

Answer 6

i watched almost all of the episodes but i don't remember that line. who said it? whats my fav. line? well i can't really say. i think everything they say is funny.

Answer 7

George says (regarding his involuntary arm movement) "My whole life is a lie, this is nothing."
Putty says "yeah, that's right."

Answer 8

Yada yada yada!

Answer 9

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

:D

Answer 10

"Are you the master of your domain?" I loved that episode...LOL