How to Tell Democrats From Republicans
1. Republicans consume three-fourths of all rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.
2. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to the less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
3. Republicans enjoy exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
4. Republicans tend to keep their shades down, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to , but don't.
5. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
6. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
7. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
8. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans put them on the wall.
9. Republicans boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.
2007-03-10 03:46:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Now THAT'S funny! LOL!
2007-03-10 03:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by earl justice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warren G. Harding(president) was a Republican.He owned an Airedale. The 'Dale sat in on cabinet meetings in his own handcarved chair. The Rutabaga thing is very true.
2007-03-11 01:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by bomullock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it like the nonpartisan bumper sticker I just saw? It said
RUN HILLARY RUN
Democrats put it on the back of their cars.
Republicans put it on the front.
2007-03-10 11:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Partisanshipsux 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Might be true.
2007-03-10 11:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋