When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch, black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.
2007-03-10 03:45:35 · 7 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Now Now. Colleen O. No ten points for you!
2007-03-10 07:10:39 · update #1
LOL.....No wonder your marriage has survived so long...your wife still has a wonderful sense of humour....and probably just as vibrant at 50 as she was at 25. I am 53 and feel I could run rings around a 25 year old....you probably couldnt find a hot, blonde 25 year old that would hold a torch to your wife anyway. Its good to hear a success story.
2007-03-10 03:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by rightio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke WAS funny back about 10 years ago when it was going around the net...don't quit your day job.
2007-03-10 14:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HAAA!! Ya got to them or ells
2007-03-10 11:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your wife is very wise!
2007-03-10 12:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think she's humourous and nice too.
2007-03-10 12:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by purna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep that woman!!
2007-03-10 14:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by dƒ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...we certainly are!!!!
2007-03-10 11:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋