Revengeful acts? What did you do and why?

Question

Funny stories please, I need a laugh!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

This story is "PRICELESS" especially if going through a divorce or moving out of an apt./home you shared with your ex. Please read:

The Curtain Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings
into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time
at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted on a
pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and
every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp
shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,
all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the
house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning
and mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets
were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days, and in the end they even paid to replace
the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to
visit...

Repairmen refused to work in the house...

The maid quit...

Finally, they could not take the stench any
longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their
price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed
her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce
her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the
house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what
the house had been worth...But only if she were to
sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within
the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend
stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack
everything to take to their new home...

including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON''T YOU??

Answer 2

well,i haven`t done anything yet
but i keep thinking about it
this is adark secret i have
told noone,this is the first time
there is this guy at work who
has gone with 2 of the girls that
work there,and he is allways kissing
and huging them right where people can see them
and he could be doing work instead of
plaing around and also he is on his cellphone
alot,so this means i have to do more work
to pick up the slack,so this is what i
thought about doing over and over in my mind
they have aweb site to go on to`that is my company
and if i could get someone elese to write that they are a customer and saw all this going on then the manager would get feedback and maybe do something about it
because you see there is a click there and would jeperdise myselp if i did it myself,i dont know how much longer i can stand for it colline

Answer 3

Many years ago friend and I discovered we were both going out with the same guy. The guy was also engaged to someone else. We waited until he got married and we got a big basket of coupons and brochures and junk in general and went to his house and gave him a welcome wagon blurb from the city and watched him squirm for a half hour---he never said a word and we didn't either but we sure had a good laugh later.

Answer 4

Paris, 1984. A trip we all were supposed to go to with our parents and their choir group due to a collection of songs and a play that got our parents on Broadway in NYC back then.

I couldn't go due to getting sick that week.
Boyfriend at the time, was one of the musicians. He felt sorry for me, stayed with me the evening before the trip & stated that he would not go either. (this would've stopped the play a little!- it was big)

He went. I didn't. I found out he took another girl that we all knew was liking him! (from mutual friends who went, called me about traveling there & how they wished I could've came) I was hurt and heated!

I knew his job and his boss. I took a love letter he wrote to me with his signature on it and skillfully made a copy of the signature.

Typed up a letter of resignation and sent it to his boss who told his department.

It stuck! After all, it was his signature and the trip was for two weeks. I sent it on the third day they left, so two weeks went by and the letter said "resignation effective immediately".

Needless to say, he didn't have a job when he came back and showed up there!

Answer 5

I cut all the flies out of my ex-husband's designer trousers and nipple holes in his designer shirts then dunked them all down the toilet then threw them out of the bedroom window into the street then called him up and told him to come and collect his stuff.

I then rang his new bit of stuff who he worked with, introduced myself as his wife and told her she had better invest in a blowtorch as she will need it to get the skidmarks out of his underpants.

I then called his best friends and told them that he had a microscopic manhood and that I had caught him trying on my underwear.

God, did it feel sooooo gooood!

Answer 6

My mate was being really gay to me, spreading rumours and name calling and exclusion- Kid's stuff, really. But I got a really good revenge on her. I stuffed her duvet and pillow and under her sheets with stinging nettles (She had put bleach in my juice, so I think I was fair)!!! She leaves me alone now!

Answer 7

I pretended to be one of my guy friends crush on AIM. He fell for it and we started talking. He called her a hottie and said i was annoying. I then decided oh really? So I made ANOTHER sn and decided to be my guy friend. It worked really well until she asked for a password. But I got a laff out of it & i hope you do 2. : )

Answer 8

I heard of someone who waited til her ex had gone on holiday, let herself into his place, sprinkled cress seeds on his carpets, watered it, turned the heating on and left. Two weeks later he returned!