People often ask Cad this question.So I have devised this simple test........After a bath jump in the air,on landing see how long it takes for everything to stop jiggling and wobberling around. 1 to 2 seconds you are the correct weight.3 to 5 seconds you need to lose some weight, porkie pig.Over 5 seconds, you will be in the papers,you have become a great fat freak show..........Get some self respect,for the love of God.
2007-03-10 01:34:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Exce I say old chap are you American? You are a great fat thing,cut down on the donnuts,drink more water do some exercise.You will lose weight.
2007-03-10 01:59:33 · update #1
Baps I have this terrible picture in my mind, now.Like a walrus moving across a beach..........
2007-03-10 06:11:34 · update #2
lol...............ok.....lol............
2007-03-10 01:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your a Jerk. I have self respect. I weigh nearly 300 flipping pounds. I have lost nearly 200 lbs. I haven't been able to drop any more. And genetics is keeping that from happening. So Am I overweight yes. So How bout this, before you talk about self respect to others, how bout you learn respect for others.
Edit: Yes I am American you English Bloody B@st@rd. And I guarantee I eat healthier than you and exercise about as much.
2007-03-10 01:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by The Hitman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't need to do your test, i already know I'm fat. i was asked by the council the other day if if could roll up and down the road coz their steam roller had broken down and they had no other way to flatten the road
2007-03-10 01:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok i am overweight, but not, I hasten to add in quite as much trouble as you are right now............turn the computer off and see what else you could be doing........or else!
2007-03-10 02:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by doingitallforwrenches 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not tell porkies im under weight.
2007-03-12 02:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers mate , great idea , my legs are now dangling in the kitchen below ggrrrrr !!
2007-03-10 01:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what does did mean if i am still jiggling and wobberling after an hour hahaha.
2007-03-10 05:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by bigbaps 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been told I am underweight. I guess I am. That is my reason for over eating. =)
2007-03-10 03:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will try it with big babs later to see if it works and let you know!!!!!!
2007-03-10 09:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by peanut_m_m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what about boobs? those are the ones that wiggle the longest on me,ya callin me fat for that?
2007-03-10 01:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im not overweight i can tell you that now.
2007-03-10 01:37:57 · answer #11 · answered by Hi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋