Two men were at a football match and it was just seconds away from kick-off.
"Man," said the first man, "I'm bursting for a pee, and the toilets are miles away"
"Don't worry," said the second man. "You see that bloke in front of you? Just pee up his leg."
"Are you crazy?" said the first man, "that bloke's massive."
"Oh," said the second man, "he won't notice anything."
"How do you know?" said the first man.
"Because I've just peed up yours!" said the second man.
2007-03-10 01:00:16 · 12 answers · asked by Gõlden angel 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
sure, why not? :-)
2007-03-10 01:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by foongwk140804 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
this should be the dating section.. on ways NOT to charm a woman and turn her off faster than Ronaldinho can take out a defender.
2007-03-10 10:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Cules 4 life: ASHKON IS BACK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha...Great joke!
2007-03-10 13:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!you should see us do it at the sansiro after a match!!actually,i just call our bedroom the "san siro".
2007-03-10 09:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by bruno c 1 · 0⤊ 6⤋
hahaha!
2007-03-10 09:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. lol.
2007-03-10 16:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by kenn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty (lol)
2007-03-10 09:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by jess:) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats gross
2007-03-10 09:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Frihah Anti-Milanist 4lyf! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWWWWW That's gross !!!! lol
2007-03-10 09:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by andygurl 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!
2007-03-10 12:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by <3Portugal Lover<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋