I am like the arctic snow. BLINDING!
If someone doesn't wear shades, they temporarily lose their sight. Women have used me for a mirror to apply their makeup with.
*shudders* How can I be less of a white cracker?
2007-03-10 00:10:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
get a tan at a taning salon, asshole
2007-03-10 01:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by Kyle K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
Just get some friends who are a little less "bleached" than you. ;) It might not be that easy though, so if that's too difficult try absorbing other cultures.DON"T FORCE IT! If you do, than it'll come out wrong. Just let it naturally work it's way into your personality. Then you shall lose some of your uber-whiteness and no longer be mistaken for a full-length mirror or a large towel hung over a coat rack.
Good luck.
2007-03-10 08:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by ∞.DS.∞ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a tanning salon where they do the spray-on tan if you are concerned about being "too white." Personally, I see nothing wrong with your whiteness. Maybe you can have a moniker- like Rick James who was known as Darkness- you can be known as Whitness!
2007-03-10 08:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That can look hot if you make it work for you. Otherwise if you are very fair you are better off with a "fake tan" than risking your health with a tanning bed. Oops just realized you werent female but the advice still goes.
2007-03-10 08:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Rico E Suave 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a tan! The sun is for free. But be careful, you'll be red in a minute!
2007-03-10 08:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by meisje 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't recommend you go tanning, you might burn easily. Try a self tanner that you can use at home, they're available at any drug store.
2007-03-10 08:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Borinqueña 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the tanning salon, or go to the beach.
2007-03-10 08:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Move to Florida and get yourself a tan!!!!
All the best!
Cheers!
Simon Templar
2007-03-10 08:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think there are tablets you can take to help you tan. Try those.
2007-03-10 10:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're probably black as night. Trollin'!!!
2007-03-10 14:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋