2007-03-08 23:59:47 · 39 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL! Another old song converted into a drinking theme. Here's the full version for you, Vicci.
Why 'woz' you born so beautiful
Why woz you born at all?
You're no bloody use to anyone
You're no bloody use at all.
You should be publicly p*d on,
You should be publicly shot (bang, bang),
You should be tied to a urinal,
and left there to fester and rot.
So, DRINK chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug
DRINK!
2007-03-09 00:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that you were as you say. Who told you this.? They might have been playing with you. I myself don't judge beauty by the way a person looks. I judge them by they why they are. This includes how pretty they are. This being because beauty is on the inside of a person NOT on the outside as you seem to believe.
2007-03-09 00:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Science can never answer such a complex question...
Why woz you born so beautiful?
Why woz you born at all?
You're no bl00dy use to anyone
You're no bl00dy use at all.
2007-03-09 00:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Beauty is as beauty does
2007-03-09 00:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Baw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
2007-03-09 00:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Bella 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Vicki Pollard - I love you
2007-03-09 00:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
because although your mum was a pig, the milkman wasn't bad looking
2007-03-09 00:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
probably the same reason that i was born to be sexi!
2007-03-09 01:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people just have all the luck !!
2007-03-09 00:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why were you born at all? (we were doing old music hall numbers weren't we?) :D
2007-03-09 00:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Sue 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋