2007-03-08 23:16:19 · 6 answers · asked by bindas 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
indian TITANIC... must read
if titanic was produced in INDIA....
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be
running due to the cold weather condition.
And last but not least
8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.
2007-03-09 22:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by ruchi s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If James Cameron's Titanic is 3 long hours, Bollywood Titanic will be about 6 senseless hour with several dance sequence that got no relevance to the story, a long fight sing, plenty of flashbacks, long dialogues, unbelievable beautiful women, handsome heroes and very ugly villain with that comedian Johnny something giving long monologues that is suppose to be funny which I find so irritating.
Don't get me wtarong, I love Hindi film, but, please, no Hindi Titanic. A remake of Don is more than I can handle.
2007-03-09 08:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by etang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when an indian makes titanic,the actors will sing and dance around in the ship(at least 8 songs if its a Barjatya movie),there will be 2/3 fight sequences,(no sex pls we r indians),and then the ship will sink ,but both the hero & heroine will survive to tell the tale.
2007-03-09 07:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by mots 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly there will be a stupid flashback !!!!!!
followed by dance and romance and few songs in so called ships models but it would be done in studios... the hero will be handsome, the villain will be very ugly and evil.. there would be few comedy scenes which won't be related with the movie.. and the end of the movie the viewiers would be cursing the director for such a stupid movie... TITANIC WILL BE AFLOAT BUT THE RATINGS WILL BE SINKING WITH A GIGANTIC SPLASH INTO THE SEAS OS CRITICS !!!!!! PITY THE ACTORS.. HA HA HA... WHAT A SORROW TALE....... SORRY TAIL.. HA HA HA
2007-03-09 07:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by 777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously it will be ours great Indian Ocean that plays the host for the movie & not the antartica ocean & hope so every one would be safe if they can swim back to our land(India).
2007-03-09 08:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sharful K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
songs to the max.. hot ppl if it is bollywood. hero/ine will live and nothing vulgur.... love story centeral
2007-03-09 09:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by MIthi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋