Please tell me a Barry Hilton joke you love/like?

Question

Dof people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'M DOF." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see your sign."
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days in the 'mag' (army). Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning... ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?"

I couldn't help myself. I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him took my sign off and chooned, "No. I'm delivering a bridge.

Here's your sign."

Answer 1

I heard a show where Barry was telling the people about the last time he flew over from England to SA.
He was in the plane and the lunch trolley came past.
The flight attendant asked him "Beef or Duck?"
So Barry asks her "how's the duck?"
So she replies "It's like a chicken but swims"

Answer 2

don't remember any jokes off by hand but i have seen him live a couple off times and man this guy cracks me up totally.
i love it when he picks on people in the audience. on time he picked on an old lady, he asked for her age and she told him 75 so he said k*k how can you be so old and still strip for teasers.
i have never seen an old lady laugh so much like that lady.

Answer 3

a black woman that appreciates barry.....
YYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

barry goes to the doctor and needs an operation.

he's lying on the bed, and the nurse says he needs a local anaesthetic.

he ask, "how much does that cost?"

nurse replies, "R260.00"

barry tunes, "K@K! for that price i want imported..."

Answer 4

i'm sorry, no...