Supposing you were James Bond and you were in a rush. Then suppose you got stuck in a queue at the shops. Suppose the queue consisted entirely of doddery old women, each buying fifty cans of cat food, a bag of hairnets and some pile cream, and they were ALL paying with coupons.
Would you just kill them all to get them out of your way. I mean, it's not like you're going to be arrested, having a license to kill and all. Would you use your license to kill in minimally irritating situations?
2007-03-08 22:18:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No because there is scads of paperwork in those situations. What you need to do is a well placed karate chop on the neck. After you have knocked about 4 of them down, the rest will get out of your way. This method has never failed me, ever.
2007-03-08 22:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were James Bond, I would have a few options.
1. Flash them all my huge erection and they'd faint, then I could go to the front of the line.
2. I would say "hey, what's that?" and when the old ladies are not looking, toss their cans of cat food somewhere else. While they are picking those up I would have the cashier ring up my purchases.
3. I would fart in their general direction... after a few seconds of smelling the noxious fumes, I would go to the front of the line.
4. I would promise to give the cashier some good oral later on if she rung me up first.
2007-03-09 07:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First. Thank you for the two points as they bring me sliding into level 3. Second. I would gas the old women in the line ahead of me with a non lethal gas so that they wouldn't be cheated out of their wretched stench of their golden years.
I would have to kill a cashier if they got rude with me.
2007-03-09 06:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by It's opinion I . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually was James Bond I'd never get stuck in any queue, i have that old guy to do all my shooping at any time
2007-03-09 06:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Stargate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't kill them, I'd do something Odd like steal all their cat food while pushing my way through them and out the door...but that's just me.
2007-03-09 06:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this case a license would not be required.....not a jury on the face of the earth would convict.
2007-03-09 06:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd shoplift, rocket out of the place and have headquarters pay for the damn groceries after the fact. I mean, after all, I'm 007.
2007-03-09 06:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure 'm' would have sth to say bout this. but yeah whats the harm, they're practically dead anyhow
it kinda reminds me of ambulance drivers who let of the sirens during rush hour in dublin. they are so abusing that power to get home.
2007-03-09 06:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was James Bond, I'd be saying "What the heck is that thing hanging down there"???
2007-03-09 06:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by YAWN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd use my ejector seat and fly right over them, land on my bum, bounce up again, pay quickly, then leave in style
2007-03-09 06:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by Boofie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋