and you opened and saw Jesus standing there with a shovel, what would you say or do?
2007-03-08 19:21:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know how he looks
2007-03-08 19:25:44 · update #1
Are we talking about the real Jesus here or a fake one. I actually had a fake one come to my door, he was hollering that he was Jesus, he kicked our front door open,(we figured that the real Jesus wouldn't need to kick the door open so he got thumped real hard right between the eyes and pinned to the ground til the police arrived and took him off to jail.
If it's the real Jesus, sure I'd invite him on in.
2007-03-08 19:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take a second to figure out if I actually knew who this was. If I know the person, I might let them in. If I don't know them or don't recognize them, I do not let them in.
If Jesus did exist, he has been dead for over two millenia. I will believe the James Cameron discovery a lot sooner than I will believe the bible.
2007-03-08 19:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say come in and have a cup of tea..... I wouldn't know it was Jesus unless he introduced himself. I would ask him to leave the shovel in the hallway because it might dirty the floor.....hypothetical question. Hypothetical answer.
2007-03-08 19:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus knocks on my door all the time with lawn equipment...
I just send the Mexicans down the road.
2007-03-08 19:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite him in to watch Titanic and cuddle while reading the Torah during Jack and Rose's "car" scene.
Or i'd say, "Hey, I thought you were a carpenter, not a landscaper, want some fish and wine?"
2007-03-08 19:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by daughters_a_wookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id close the Door
2007-03-08 19:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♂ РҰЯӨζξ ♂♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand,Lord Jesus,I need to dig a little deeper,and you've come to lighten my load,Thank you,Lord,for showing me mercy,when I least deserved It.Truly,you are the Son of God!! *weeps at his feet*
2007-03-08 19:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand there and wait for him to speak.. Maybe call a Hebrew->English translator
2007-03-08 19:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by messiahandrw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him why he had a shovel for, why are you knocking on my door
2007-03-08 19:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by MJane21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! Could you shovel all the damn ******* snow from the driveway?
2007-03-08 19:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋