2007-03-08 15:44:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you are a metrosexual, you can turn it into a decoration. If your a manly man who fears zombie hoards, you can wait for their attack. And one final thought, EBAY baby. Say it was John Wilkes Booth's original assassin weapon.
2007-03-08 15:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by Robbi p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit someone with it.
Make an uncomfortable pillow.
Use it for for a spoon.
Scoop ice cream with it.
Use it for a bowl
Make it a fish bowl
Paint it and make it look spiffy
Make it a mask
Crack an egg with it
Open cans with it
Just a few hints
P.S. I like the tooth extractions idea ;-D
2007-03-08 23:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by defying_gravity_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some butter mints and use the shovel as a candy dish. You know, like they use the toilet plungers in MASH?
2007-03-08 23:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use it as a catapult! Put whatever it is on the end of the handle part and jump on the digging part and it FLYS away!
2007-03-08 23:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay it on the ground and jump on the end with the handle. You will then feel a very painful sensation. You will then know you are an official idiot after you have completed these steps.
2007-03-08 23:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Bridget 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you mad at anybody right now? That's where a shovel could come in useful.
2007-03-08 23:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by queensassey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit yourself in the head with it or..
Go on a mad rampage through your town hitting people with your shovel.
2007-03-08 23:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by abcw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone paint a cool scene on the metal part and hang it up as art.
2007-03-08 23:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by daquimops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell it on Ebay and see how much you get. Dont forget to include something like "has an imprint of jesus on it" so it will sell for sure
2007-03-08 23:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set it sideways on the ground,go to the top of your house,jump off butt facing down,and see if it fits sideways
2007-03-08 23:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋