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The clown jumped across the lake. Then i ran toward the lake, but tripped and flew threw the fence that i was gonna jump around to dive in. Then i looked below the water and there was ANOTHER clown between my feet.

2007-03-08 14:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I swam around the lumps in the cesspool then across the toilet paper as I paddled below a frog. Between two turds I continued to swim through a tunnel all the while going forward toward the cause of all the rectal mess I am in.

2007-03-08 23:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Across the slippery slide three pink flamingos were visible. They wrapped their legs around swings and started having a swinging contest. As they swung higher and higher, one flamingo slipped and fell down below to the ground, landing on his long bill, which stuck in the dirt so that he was left suspended in the air, balanced on his beak. The other two birds jumped off their swings and ran between the playground equipment calling, "Hey, Fred is stuck!" Fred, the pink flamingo who was still stuck with his bill in the ground, kept flapping his wings and flailing his legs through it all. Toward the end of 5 minutes, he suddenly realized if he shut his bill completely, it made the space in the dirt loose enough to pull it out. His two flamingo friends cheered when they saw him pull free, and ran toward him, ramming their heads together in the process, so all three flamingos got a concussion.

2007-03-09 01:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0 0

I sat on the floor below the buffet table and watched the puppies as they ran across the rugs, around the furniture, below the footstool, between the knees of the guests, then through the maze of legs gathered around the food towards me and the treats I held in my hand.

2007-03-08 23:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1 0

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