She is paranoid, when i go by her house i always say Hi but she just Glears at me with a frown (she is ninety if you didn't know) I think she is Mad because I won't sell her any of my Pet Chihuahua's (Tinkerbell) milk (i milk my dog as a part time job) There just isn't enough to go around. I think she is trying to find out were I hide the milk. What should I do My life is in danger?
2007-03-08 14:17:13 · 18 answers · asked by TRACER 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Tell her to change her diaper and go to sleep. It's past her bedtime.
2007-03-08 14:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sneak into his living house and thieve all his remotes. probability is, he's no longer previous sufficient to save in ideas even as human beings particularly had to upward thrust up off the settee, and walk to the television to regulate the channel. And if he does save in ideas, he's likely too previous and lazy to particularly do it.
2016-12-05 10:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your questions about this old lady!!!
Is she married? I doubt it, but if so let the old geezer know his wife's a ******* fruitloop! >:)
Set a trap for her. Like, spread some honey on the window.
I know it's only honey, but she's probably so feeble it'll trap her next time she spies. Then call the cops on her--if she denies she was snooping, well, the evidence is unquestionable.
2007-03-08 14:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a temporary fix, put aluminum foil over the window--shining side right back at her. Then report her for a nusisance. Is might be violating a local lighting ordinance, also.
2007-03-08 14:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by David M 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
just get cow milk and sell to her as chihuahua milk. just cover your window with dark thick curtain
2007-03-08 15:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang a large mirror in your window, let her get a blast of her own medicine!
2007-03-08 22:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha, so now I have found you!
She hired me as a hit woman and told me you ask a lot of stupid questions on Yahoo Anwers!
Beware!
2007-03-08 14:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by chestnutlocs1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have sex with the curtains open for a while and she will make it a point to stop watching
2007-03-08 16:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BBgun will do the work shooting that light heheheheh
2007-03-08 14:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by F. G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what you should do .. but I think it includes rubber cement, tacs, and a full beehive!
Good luck!
2007-03-08 15:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋