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2007-03-08 14:06:58 · 19 answers · asked by Laughing Man Copycat 5 in Politics & Government Politics

19 answers

He'd jump back on the cross and say "Dad, beam me up quick!"

2007-03-08 14:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

This is what he already said: In Mathew 24:1-7, we read: Departing now, Jesus was on his way from the temple, but his disciples approached to show him the buildings of the temple. In response , he said to them: Do you not behold all these things? Truly, I say to you, by no means will a stone be left here upon a stone, and not be thrown down. While he was sitting upon the Mount of Olives, the disciples approached him privately, saying: "Tell us, When will these things be, and what will be the sign of your presence, and of the conclusion of the system of things?" And in answer, Jesus said to them: Look out that nobody misleads you, for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, "I am the Christ, and will mislead many. You are going to hear of wars and reports of wars, see that you are not terrified. For these things must take place, but the end is not yet.. "For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be food shortages and earthquakes in one place after another. All these things are a beginning of distress." The rest of the scripture talks about other things he said to be on the watch for.

2007-03-08 22:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Nothings changed much round here, are these idiots STILL trying to kill each other, I don't know why you don't wipe em all out dad, they never learn.

Oh! and by the way, who's all these guys in funny hats!!!

2007-03-08 22:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing, he had little to say about the Roman ocupation of the land, or of the soliders.

He said everyone has a duty to thier government, and that in our dealings we treat everyone with love.

And since we are helping and protecting the main population, this would be considered perhaps a good activitiy.

2007-03-08 22:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

I don't think he would agree, no, I know he wouldn't agree with that war, or any war in the world

2007-03-08 23:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Which Jesus??? Red or Blue

2007-03-08 22:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

...I know this is random and has nothing to do with your question but...I know someone on the Linkin Park Underground whose screen name is laughingman and has a picture similar to yours... :S

2007-03-08 22:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by SheIsDeath 2 · 0 0

Hey dad, whatcha gonna do about this?

2007-03-08 22:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by onestepbeyond 2 · 0 0

Would anyone listen to a long-haired, bearded guy wearing a sheet and a pair of sandals? I doubt that he would get any television coverage reviewing movies.... Thanks for the question.

2007-03-08 22:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Forgive and love your enemies.

2007-03-08 22:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by andy r 3 · 4 1

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