2007-03-08 13:59:05 · 19 answers · asked by hi_everyone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Your mom goes to college.
WAY too many great quotes from that movie!
2007-03-08 14:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by coverotherollingstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
2007-03-08 22:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.
I couldn't decide between those two! I love that movie! So funny!
2007-03-08 22:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jess_DH13 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Lucky!
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
But my lips hurt real bad!
Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
and one more lol...
Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
2007-03-08 22:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda Jo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The line where he's counting is change from the chicken farmer..."That's like 6 dollars"
2007-03-08 22:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by Laughing Man Copycat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible."
Napoleon is a style icon! lol
2007-03-09 01:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm training to be a cage fighter
2007-03-08 23:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by smjohnson55 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah just fix yourself a quesidilla.
2007-03-08 22:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Doogie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tina eat your freakin food! classic!
2007-03-08 22:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by sparkle_babi86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
BOW to your Sensei! (at the Rex-Kwon-Do dojo)
2007-03-08 22:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by Hahn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋