i ran out of toilet paper what should i do i havent wiped my as* for 2 hours please help i dont know what to do help me
2007-03-08 13:52:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Print a picture of your least favorite politician and wipe with that!!!
2007-03-08 14:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 1) Bathe thoroughly
Step 2) Get Dressed
Step 3) Get in car and drive to nearest store (if low on money, nearest dollar general)
Step 4) Buy more toilet paper.
Step 5) Go home. Feel free to wipe *ss as many times as wanted.
2007-03-08 21:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by NiKkY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a shower, wash that sting ring! but if you can't wash, my dad came to this country from cuba and he said when they ran out of toilet paper, they would crumble up letters or any other kind of paper. they would crumble it so much and so long, it became soft. they used that for the rear and to blow their noses. we are lucky ducks to live here in the united states. or you could use a sock or an article of clothing you don't need/like. to prevent this from happening again, buy the 12 packs and think about buying baby wipes. its like taking a bar of soap to your bottom without getting in the shower. many companies make to go packs of them now. best of luck!
2007-03-08 21:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by Phoebe24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why be so ridiculous on this Yahoo site when people are seeking answers to some very legitimate questions. It is a forum for people who care for other people, not a jack--- site for yahooligans.
2007-03-08 21:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should probably use some tissue or paper towels! If you dont have that, I dont know what you should do! :)
2007-03-08 21:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by jellybellyjellybean12345 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog solves that problem by scoooching his hiney along on the carpet.
You won't want to do that if you have hard-wood floors, though.
2007-03-08 21:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by kelannde 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower!
2007-03-08 21:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower!
2007-03-08 21:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude you are so dumb man wipe it with your boy Friends finger fage this is the reptile room duch
2007-03-08 21:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shower.....wash.
2007-03-08 21:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by vospire s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋