We don't want neighbors upstairs, yes I know it's not up to us.
2007-03-08 13:49:32 · 25 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tell them there was a religous mass suicide in there a month ago,and you finally got all the blood off the walls
2007-03-09 03:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go upstairs while they are visiting and say that you are sorry to intrude, that you thought the spirits were trying to communicate with you again and you don't want them to get violent as they usually do.
1. They might think that the suite has ghosts
2. They might think you are crazy.
Either way you win.
2007-03-08 23:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Borrow some kids (if you don't have any or just add to your "brood"), let them roll in some mud and run around half naked and screaming. Walk around with a beer in one hand and a cig in another yelling at the kids. Maybe add a dog in the mix if you have too.
That should do it.
GOOD LUCK!
2007-03-08 21:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that there are leaks, the walls are thin, you hear music blasting all night from 1 of your neighbors, and tell them that someone died in there no one ever wants to live somewhere where someone died
2007-03-08 21:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by Charli W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could "plant" something funky smelling. You could pour beer all over yourself, change clothes, you'd still smell, and slur your speech or walk around with a beer can and cig in your hand. You know that the inevitable is going to happen whether you want it or not.
2007-03-08 21:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by Darby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just casually mention the strange unexplained deaths that have happened there, and the "ghosts" that haunt the suite.
2007-03-08 21:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should behave!
Now that my legal cover is in place. Assess the people and talk about the stuff that would bug them.....older couple? talk rock and parties, young people? talk about calling the cops for every little thing.
2007-03-08 21:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by vospire s 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dont put mice and snakes there, just tell them theres a rat problem in the winter because its warm and sometimes bats get in there during the day time, and they just found some mold in the attic
2007-03-08 21:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
call all your friends for a quick party, and make sure to act as drunk and obnoxious as possible when they show up, then take your clothes off in front of them, and ask " does anybody want some of this?...... btw, have your bail money with you, or a friend willing to post it........
2007-03-08 21:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
show them where the last person who lived there died (bedroom)...that is unless their Oilers fans....then you know their allright to live upstairs. (might have season tickets)
2007-03-08 21:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by steve 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋