can some one make a limrick up that is really funny but it is not bad?

Answer 1

There once was a man with a fife,
Who was searching the world for a wife,
He found one in Rome,
And then took her home,
Now his life is too rife with much strife.

Ha Ha

Answer 2

If you're just looking for some clean limericks, here are some sites that list a bunch:

http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/limericks.html

http://www.funnypoets.com/poems_category/limerickclean.htm

http://www.toastpoint.com/limerick/nice299.html