mine has only produced about one top hat full... not enough for me to sell on the black market... have you had better success..???
2007-03-08 13:24:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
None since I gave up milking her. I hate sitting on those teeny stools!
2007-03-08 13:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your chicken is a lazy fool.
Mine works double shifts at the Carnation Instant Milk factory and year to date has produced over 15 metric tons of the stuff.
2007-03-08 21:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny you should mention that actually. My chickens have been producing record amounts of milk - up to a tablespoon each. Yes, that's right, each. So, I am rather overjoyed.
I have sold that milk for roughly $1.5M a teaspoon.
2007-03-08 21:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by sarahmuffin4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my chicken produced 509883243456 gallons of milk last year and keeps producing 500 gallons of milk every day
2007-03-08 21:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole top hat full? Not fair....I only got an egg-cup full. I wanna refund!
2007-03-08 21:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by salstick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't find anywhere to sell it so the milk's just been going to waste. I'm stuck with buckets of chicken milk. let me know where i can find buyers.
2007-03-08 21:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by mutantmutilator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find chicken lips are a better comodity on the blackmarket, insert botox first and your on a winner.
2007-03-09 01:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My chicken hasn't given me any milk,
2007-03-08 21:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine has about 2 gallons of chocolate milk but it took me all year to teach him that
2007-03-08 21:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Rhylie and Paiyden 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My chicken just gives egg nog.
2007-03-08 21:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋