The place burned to the ground in 1989 and all my 'Contributions' were lost.
I am sure I was right behind Ed Begley Jr. in contributions but that was a long time ago and I don't feel I deserve an award at this late date.
2007-03-08 13:22:52 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The fire was a hoax and was used to cover up the fact that the director of the clinic was impregnating all of his clients himself. Back in '96 the Little Rock Fertility Clinic sold all of it's freezers to some con artists in Arizona who'd somehow got hold of Ted Williams' head. Sam Walton bought all the little swimmers at a huge discount and stored them in the bait shop of the Wal-Mart in Marina Del Ray, California. Last June, the Yahoo! Answers staff went on a deep sea fishing trip that was intended as an exercise in team building. Somehow, the sacred tears of your loins were mixed in with the frozen squid and were exposed on the deck of the party boat. The Yamsters were shocked at the shear volume of your contributions. The deckhand that they called Swabbie, spent three hours with a very sticky mop and two gallons of bleach getting jiggy with it. It's taken awhile, but thankfully you have been recognized at last.
2007-03-09 05:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They had a hidden camera when you were making your "contributions". The video is the rage of YouTube. Very hot. They even have a vid of you and Ed giving each other a hand.
2007-03-08 23:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right after I gave birth to lil Yamster, back in 1990, I was blindfolded and abducted by yahoo. It was the icy buckets, nipple clamps, and exposed wires that broke me, Derwood, sorry, I had to give up the info on our anonymous love spawn.
2007-03-09 21:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is what you get when you share your deepest, darkest secrets with your anthropology TA, what were you thinking? dont you know that she's just using you for her dissertation. i imagine there will now be a mad rush for derwood seed, i hope to get a few liters of it myself, as i would like to impregnate a random sample of NPR listeners.
2007-03-09 02:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's the "I came for charity" lapel button you still insist on wearing.
2007-03-09 18:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmm, baby, i am hungry for a contribution, serve me up some.
2007-03-09 23:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by Snowy Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any chance I can get a raincheck?
2007-03-08 22:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you are saying that you are a Top Contributor.
2007-03-08 21:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by oatie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, my 19 year old kinda looks like you.....hmmmm...
2007-03-08 21:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll bet endora told 'em......
2007-03-08 21:26:38 · answer #10 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋