What is a good insult for someone with a bad singing voice?

Question

I know that this seems like its really mean but its a friendly rivalry between me and a friend so clean humor please but something funny...cause he claims hes like the best singer ever...if it helps he likes 311 a lot..thanx

Answer 1

okay. this is the funniest ever.
when the person starts to sing a song. (let's just say that it's like american idiot)
tell them, hey who sings that song?
when they say the artists name. (in this case, greenday)
say, let them!
i find this very funny
thanx!

Answer 2

Have you ever considered becoming a mime?
You have a good voice for instrumental music.
You should try singing in a vacuum.

Answer 3

You sound like a Jackson Pollack painting.

My dog didn't howl that badly when we had him neutered.

You are sing-tarded.

Answer 4

Try this one: You sound a lot like Bob Dylan.

Answer 5

When he sings, start howling like a dog.

Answer 6

Tell him that if you start a band that you would give him the microphone turned off. I did it to one off my friends and at first she did not get it, but finally she got it. Trust me it works w/o hurting your guys' friendship!

Answer 7

You: You should stand back from the Mic.
Him: How far?
You: Do you have a car?

Answer 8

Ask him what he did with all that money. When he says,"What money?" Say, "All that money your mom gave you to pay for voice lessons."

Answer 9

"You sound like somebody put a cat in a blender"

Answer 10

"You sound like Antonella Barba"