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Insulted any more soldiers fighting for our country lately?

2007-03-08 12:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by rduke88 4 · 10 4

Sir, I thank you for your service to your country while George W. Bush ran and hid and I'm sorry he had his a$$hole hatchetman Rove sic the Swift Boat Liars on you, you deserved far better as you are ten times the person Bush could ever aspire to being.

2007-03-08 13:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by marianddoc 4 · 0 0

Who the hell is John Kerry?

2007-03-08 13:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by Red Ensign 1 · 2 0

John you would have set things straight ... and ... by the way... let's use the out of date Heinz ketchup packets to fake soldiers deaths so we can get them out of Iraq.

Most positive conspiracy theory yet?

Unfortunately this one hasn't happened.

2007-03-08 13:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by searcher_2005 2 · 0 0

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

I'm sorry, that's two sentences. Delete the second one.

2007-03-08 13:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pythagoras 7 · 0 1

Mr Senator! We've met before, when my ship was in dry-dock in Boston. How 'bout those Red Sox, anyway?

(Okay! Sue me! It was more than one sentence.)

2007-03-08 13:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by sjsosullivan 5 · 0 0

Thank you for running against President Bush in 04, would you mind running again in 08 so the republicans are guaranteed victory?

2007-03-08 12:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by The Man from Nowhere 3 · 10 2

Hey Senator, why the long face?

2007-03-08 13:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by Rick N 5 · 0 0

Being a Vet of the gulf war I would do my speaking with my fist against that big horse face baffoon

2007-03-08 13:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie Monster 3 · 3 2

"Good try, Senator but you should have run a better campaign and ignored those SwiftBoat fools."

2007-03-08 13:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 1 0

Pass the Ketchup, cause you sure couldn't pass the muster

2007-03-08 12:58:44 · answer #11 · answered by rickv8356 5 · 7 2

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