i need some jokes like now so if u can answer and give me one it would be greatly appreciated. if it is really funny i will choose it as the best answer. I need jokes so please send me some!! thank you very very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-08 12:35:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
The guy from Kentuc, his wife and his 22 kids were traveling thru Texas. He was speeding so the patrol pulled him over, hey there sir, do you know how fast you were going, no said the Kentucian, my ometer don't work. Well, do you have a drivers lic??? Nope said the guy. Well sir do you have any ID??? The guy from Kentuc thought for a min and said,,bout what???
2007-03-08 12:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was a a great person's blog...you might like:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
2007-03-08 20:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American is dating a Japanese woman while working in Japan and he notices that when they are having $ex she always moans "Kawasaki...Kawasaki!"
The man thinks "Wow, this must be an exclamation of joy, ecstasy and happiness.
So the next day the man has a tee time at a golf club with her father and the father is about to make a birdie putt.
The man decides it is a good time to use the word Kawasaki and impress him.
As the putt drops in the cup the man yells "Kawaski, Kawasaki!"
The father then turns to him and says "What do you mean its the wrong hole!?"
2007-03-08 20:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by Derek B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one's pretty funny, especially if you're not a big fan of Hilary.
As President Clinton gets out of his helicopter, he is carrying a fat pig with a blue ribbon. A young Marine salutes the president and says, "That's a great pig, sir." "Yes," smiles Bill, "I got it for Hilary." "Excellent trade, sir."
2007-03-08 20:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by Prue 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this guy crawls in to bed with his wife and works his way over toward her , starts rubbing on her. she says not tonight honey, i have an appointment with the gynecologist in the morning, and i want to be fresh. he says back to her, are you going to the dentist too?
2007-03-08 20:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by michael 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah, I have a joke.
My life.
Ha! Sorry, its all ive got...
2007-03-08 20:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by CutieTM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not have sex with that woman
2007-03-08 20:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋