I have this frozen chicken in my refrigerator and it feels like my house is haunted with Cluck ..Cluck.. and I see some chickens hanging on my wall winking at me..any tips?
2007-03-08 12:23:31 · 22 answers · asked by test u 1 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
everytime you hear or see anything like that crush an egg. this will send a message that you don't care about those chickens and you are not afraid. After the ghosts watch you abort about a thousand or so of their young they should leave.
2007-03-08 12:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by mutantmutilator 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen carefully. this is not to be taken lightly. Poultry hauntings are the most serious kinds of hauntings. As long as the chickens on the wall are still only winking at you, there might yet be time. Surround the haunted frozen chicken with bags of frozen peas. the more bags, the better. The peas have a magic quality known as peanacillious. In lame man terms, this means the peas have the ability to block communication between the chicken and the walls. Once the chicken is surrounded and the wall chickens cease to wink, bring in one healthy white rooster and rub his belly for 18 minutes. This is not easily done, and you may need to elicit the help of a few trusted individuals. After the 18 minutes is up, release the rooster in to the wild, and throw out the tainted frozen chicken. Then make lots of pea soup. You don't have to. It's just an idea to use up all of those peas. But do act quickly. We don't want a repeat of the great chicken pecking of '96. They never found the chicken responsible. But there was a a suspicious looking frozen chicken found in the freezer.
2007-03-08 16:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
definite many circumstances. however the main weird feeling is being haunted by technique of a cow. Ive in basic terms found out my domicile was an previous cow shed (i'm able to assure you it looks no longer something like one now) on occasion at evening i arise for a glass of water and word that its an entire mooo-ooon and it scares me a splash. Then when I awaken each and every mooo-ning, i think something watching me and can scent cow poo. What do yer think of? besides, moooo-ving on, i wish your chicken-geist concern clears up! - you may continually mooo-ve domicile.
2016-09-30 10:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by husted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently the chicken corpse is haunting your conscious, not your house. Your sub-concious feels bad for taking the life of another living thing. If you feel this bad, go bury the chicken.
2007-03-10 17:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by CollegeGal2010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to see a psychiatrist. You have a problem and it's not becuse you have frozen chicken in the fridge. Most people have chicken in the fridge and they are not having this kind of problem. I really think you're just being silly with this question, you're not really serious, as most people make up silly questions to see what answer they'll get.
2007-03-08 15:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get out of the house and call animal control immediately. this is a dangerous haunting that a chickens corpse in your household may bring. it has not happened many times but it is happening to you. tell animal control you have a code 193 on your hands, if you need to be more detailed, chicken haunting. HURRY!
2007-03-08 12:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by john s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This little song might help you during this time of poultry distress. Some might even say you are being haunted by a poultry-guiest.....cluck cluck
It is sung to the tune of 'Ghost Riders in The Sky'.
GHOST CHICKENS IN THE SKY
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day
He rested by the coop as he went along his way
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye
It was the sight he dreaded - ghost chickens in the sky.
CHORUS:
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Ghost chickens in the sky!
Well, he'd been raising chickens since he was twenty-four
Working for the Colonel for thirty years or more
Killing all the chickens and sending them to fry
Now they want revenge - ghost chickens in the sky
CHORUS
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Ghost chickens in the sky!
Their legs were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red
These chickens had no feathers for these chickens all were dead
They hooked up the farmer and he died by the claw
They fried him "Extra Crispy" and served him with cole slaw
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Bock, bock, bock, bock!
Ghost chickens in the sky!
2007-03-09 01:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by stonechic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
do the chicken dance...as a ritual...lol
if you are seriously experiencing this, sounds like having a full dead chicken in your freezer is freaking you out, just throw it out or offer it to someone else..
if your playing, again a ritual of the chicken dance and definitely switch on the wacky weed...
2007-03-12 06:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by ~BluemoonAngel~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you experiencing any problems with the dead hot dogs? This is not uncommon and may be relieved with a two-week stint at Rehab. Good Luck!
2007-03-08 15:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by I_cook_its_wot_I_doo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit drinking
2007-03-10 03:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by oldmancripplecrotch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋