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Yes. I used to think that until I discovered that I had a tackle box full of Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots in my BVDs. The confusion this garnered was the equivalent of a clutch of squirrels making love in a champagne filled Dixie Cup. What thet were actually asking me was the type of blood I used to power my model trains.

2007-03-08 12:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah, it really gets a bit on the old side.
especially Hansel and Gretel, from GTXV T.V. Station...
I swear, those two are so cheesey--smiling all the time. Who in the hell has that much to smile about these days. There are kids starving in ...lots of places
and wars...in lots of places...
and...things happening....in lots more places
anyway..............
I usually send them in the direction of the forrest and tell them the hoover damn is on the other side.
Course, half way there they run into house that is made entirely of Cheetos and Doritos. (The ole crone cannot hear so well anymore and had to hire workmen to take down the candy and put up the cheetos and doritos because she could hear the neighborhood terrors better when they nibbled them,
the workmen kept getting drunk and it took them two weeks to do a one week job but that's another story)
Anyway,
what was the question again?

2007-03-08 13:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 1 0

No but sometimes a long black limo pulls up next to me as I stroll the city sidewalks searching for quality term life insurance. These Latvian Ex-Lax pushers show me a black and white photo of Juice Newton and ask me for directions to the Orange Julius stand where she peddles enriched macaroni and cheese to inner city mathematicians.

I usually give them directions to the Bob's Big Boy out on State Road 34 where my friend Scooter videotaped a bear purchasing cigarettes for a teenage badger from a vending machine in 1987. When Hard Copy played the video a few years later the legislature stepped in and banned gun sales to inebriated lumberjacks before 10pm on weekends.

2007-03-08 12:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 3 0

If you didn't keep luring them to America with promises of a cure for Stockholm syndrome this might not be such a problem

2007-03-08 12:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by your attorney 7.0 4 · 0 0

Ya, de last time I led Johann to de gay bar, he vaz not pleased! So de next time I veel lead him to de karaoke bar und make him belt out "My Heart Veel Go On."

Okay that sucked, I'm sorry.

2007-03-08 12:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Like they don't know it's right next to the Vaseline factory!

2007-03-08 12:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1 0

All the time, drives me crazy

2007-03-08 12:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by buggyx2 3 · 0 0

lead them to the direction of date rape instead

2007-03-08 12:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 1

Yes, I get that a lot...

2007-03-08 23:59:55 · answer #9 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0 0

yeah...whats up with that?

2007-03-08 12:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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