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2007-03-08 11:15:45 · 17 answers · asked by hobomanross 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Your wings would have to be large enough to be able to carry your weight and the muscles would need to be strong enough to overcome drag and gravity but not rip away from your body.
2007-03-08 11:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humans cannot fly. If we could; we'd be birds.
Learn to fly planes.
Or, become an astronaut.
A friend of mine is an air traffic controller.
2007-03-08 19:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Julia, i LOVE that answer....
But, mine is:
Jump off a REALLY TALL building, like 3,000 feet here. Then, you get to fly for 2999 feet. Only the last foot hurts, ya know......
Have fun with that. And, contrary to popular belief, flapping your arms like a bird or making swimming motions does not help the flight process. The BEST approach is a simple nose dive. It feels fun, and it looks so cool!!!!
2007-03-08 19:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by E Sig 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try buying an airplane ticket or using LSD.
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2007-03-08 19:17:42 · answer #4 · answered by KitKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start collecting air miles
2007-03-08 21:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gain 4027392 pounds and use your under-arm pudge to fly for MILES. trust me, it WORKS.
2007-03-08 19:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by Julia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life, get a job, get a plane.
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2007-03-08 20:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by agent K13007 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to www.expedia.com or www.travelocity.com, even orbitz.com. You can catch a plane to pretty much anywhere in the world.
2007-03-08 19:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by nimo22 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hang-glide, or parachute jumps...maybe
2007-03-09 19:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by triple_da 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink red bull it gives you wings!
2007-03-08 19:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by Cynthia P 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋